BANANA | The Banana Robinhood - Pixel Identity Platform

ls -a /crew

The Crew

3333 hand-drawn bananas, no two alike. Each one crashed out of the same green chain. Pick the one that looks least like you.

cat manifesto.txt

What This Is

Not a roadmap. Not a lore maze. Just a small crew, drawn by hand, that decided anonymity looks better in lime.

Drawn, not prompted

Every frame is placed pixel by pixel. If it looks like a smooth AI render, it goes in the trash.

One color loud

The whole crew lives on the robinhood chain — #c8f802. Everything else stays black, quiet, out of the way.

Stake & earn

3333 capped supply. Lock your banana in the vault and it earns while it sits — holders get rewards, early drops, and a say in what ships next.

./roast_me

Get A Banana

Play catch up top, then connect your wallet. The crew will assign you a banana. You don't get to pick twice.

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Pick your banana

Scroll the crew, find the frame that matches your energy.

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Claim the frame

Connect, sign, and the banana is yours. On the robinhood chain, forever.

✦

Rep the green

Set it as your pfp. Peel the street. Say nothing.

./faq --straight

Straight Answers

Is this AI art?

No. Every banana is placed pixel by pixel. That's the whole point — if it looked auto-generated, it wouldn't ship.

How big is the supply?

3333 bananas. Fixed, capped, no stealth mints. Once they're gone that's the whole crew — no round two, no "phase 2 expansion."

Is there staking?

Yes. Lock your banana in the vault and it earns while it sits. The longer you stake, the more it stacks — no lockup traps, unstake whenever you want.

What do NFT holders get?

Staking rewards on the robinhood chain, holder-only drops, early access to every future banana before public, and a vote on where the crew goes next. Hold the banana, get the perks.